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Which Famous Skarsgård Is Your Soulmate?

You know them, and you love them. They are one of Sweden’s most talented families when it comes to the screen. They are dashedly handsome. They are the Skarsgårds.

A question we ask ourselves at least once a day is “Which Skarsgård is our one, true soulmate?” Abso-friggen-lutely Alexander? Suave Stellan? Baby Bill? Gorgeously bald Gustaf? We created a quiz to answer this age-old question. (Yes, there are more Skarsgårds, but for the sake of the quiz, play along with these four.) Keep track of your answers, and scroll to the bottom for results.

Results

 

#1. You’re headed to a dinner party. You throw on:

A. A fluffy orange wig and some serious face make up

A. A fluffy orange wig and some serious face make up

B. Absolutely nothing. Except for a glass of red wine.

B. Absolutely nothing. Except for a glass of red wine.

C. Full-on drag

C. Full-on drag

D. Why does it matter?

D. Why does it matter?

#2. What is your favorite neutral color?

A. Brown

A. Brown

B. Navy

B. Navy

C. Black

C. Black

D. White

D. White

#3. In a past life, you were definitely:

A. A clown

A. A clown

B. A pirate

B. A pirate

C. A vampire

C. A vampire

D. A viking

D. A viking

#4. Go-to insult?

A. No insult. Just a sinister smile.

A. No insult. Just a sinister smile.

B. "You’re like a castrated bull."

B. "You’re like a castrated bull."

C. "You could never pull off bald as well as me.”

C. "You could never pull off bald as well as me.”

D. "You’re a superficial bimbo whore.”

D. "You’re a superficial bimbo whore.”

#5. Pick a street style.

A. Clean and modern

A. Clean and modern

B. Hot school teacher

B. Hot school teacher

C. Fitted and fine

C. Fitted and fine

D. Sophisticated

D. Sophisticated

#6. What is your secret talent?

A. Being scary and beautiful at the same time

A. Being scary and beautiful at the same time

B. Math

B. Math

C. Blue steeling

C. Blue steeling

D. Reciting Shakespeare

D. Reciting Shakespeare

#7. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A. A kid

A. A kid

B. A parent

B. A parent

C. A highly-desirable bachelor

C. A highly-desirable bachelor

D. Director of Operations at a virtual reality business

D. Director of Operations at a virtual reality business

#8. Put a hat on. You’d choose:

A. A beanie

A. A beanie

B. Something royal

B. Something royal

C. Ball cap or bust

C. Ball cap or bust

D. Newsboy vibes

D. Newsboy vibes

Finish

Mostly A’s:

Bill Skarsgård is your soulmate.

Mostly B’s:

Stellan Skarsgård is your soulmate.

Mostly C’s:

Alexander Skarsgård is your soulmate.

Mostly D’s:

Gustaf Skarsgård is your soulmate.